bondingalchemy: (→ you're a big dumb jerkhead.)
Coming soon!

For now, have a convenient link.
bondingalchemy: (→ game over.)
[ There is the sound of a certain five foot alchemist toppling over after being frozen for so long. ]

Ow, what the hell--

[ There's a few beeps and boops of the D-Comm clicking. ]


J-Janua... January?!

Um... If anyone's around, help would be lovely.
bondingalchemy: (→ beautiful just the way you are.)
Hey, dear. I'm going to be staying in the hospital for a few hours to see if Ed's okay. I'm also going to see if our blood's compatible, and if it is, set up a donation for him. He looks like a wreck, to be honest, so... Yeah.

Dinner's in the fridge. All you have to do is reheat it.

Tell the kids and everyone else that I love them and will be home soon.
bondingalchemy: (→ to find your inner self.)
Agent Alshire here with an update. I'm currently en route to the Neon City hospital with Tamer Edward Elric to administer medical assistance. I will take on the task of filing a more thorough report once I can interview Tamer Edward Elric to have his point of view about the attack he has suffered.

For now, Agent Alshire out.
bondingalchemy: (→ evil plotting amiss.)
Mother?

Yes, dear?

Why are people standing like they're trying to win a statue contest?

Oh, that's a...data freeze...which means--

Ugh. Not again.

A data freeze?

Yep. Happens every so often. However, people like to have fun and pull pranks on people.

Can we pull a prank on father?

...you know. Yes, yes, we can. We can even do it to everyone else that's frozen. How does that sound, Matilda?

You're the best, mother!

Yeah. I know I am.
bondingalchemy: (→ it's all my fault.)
[ So, there's been a lot of shit happening with the Vocaloid+ Family as of late, right? And the one who's trying to hold it all together is huddled on the bed, with her arms underneath the pillow. She's buried her face in the pillow and has been crying off and on for the past few minutes.

This is otherwise known as she's at the end of her rope as to what she thinks she can do to repair her family.

Wanna give her a hug? ]
bondingalchemy: (→ it's a what and we should get in where)
Sir?

What should we do about that Other Mother creature? It got me previously, now it got to Fullmetal.

Surely we cannot let this creature continue what she is doing and manipulating the trust people have put into their mothers.
bondingalchemy: (→ stop being idiots.)
Dear?

Do you mind preparing the extra strength ibuprofen, a hot bath and something else for me? I think someone stole your dumbass crown.

Thanks. I'll pick something up from the cafeteria or something.
bondingalchemy: (→ can't handle this.)
My mother really couldn't have come here, could she?

S-She died. I saw her die in front of me...
bondingalchemy: (→ leave it to me!)
So...

There's a special guy with a special lady with a birthday coming up. I was wondering--

A) Would anyone be interested in taking her shift in the garage for the day?
B) Would anyone like to help me set up a surprise dinner party?
C) Any other ideas?

Lemme know!
bondingalchemy: (→ looking back.)
Agent Alshire here, requesting assistance in dealing with the Bloodclan. I'm in Neon City--

[ Attachment: Location marker. ]

Currently trying to deal with the situation. Partner is with me. Lost my arm in the process.

Greg, Haku, anyone else, I'm sorry.
bondingalchemy: (→ alchemy.)
Honey?

I know we probably shouldn't do this, not when tensions are so high, but...

Want to go hang out in our secret spot? It'd probably help ease your mind off of things. I can help you disguise yourself so that you don't have any suspicious people on your trail.

Let me know, okay?
bondingalchemy: (→ serene.)
[ There's several sounds of beeping coming from the communicator, then a small chuckle. ]

Happy Mother's Day, mother and Auntie Katharina. Another year has gone by since I've wished you guys a happy day, and I've been a lot better as a result. Hee, Greg, Alexis, Matilda, Haku, Miku...everyone. They've helped me so much in order to become the person I wanted to be.

I hope you guys are doing alright up there. Who knows, huh?
bondingalchemy: (→ you poor sweet innocent thing.)
Now I remember why I hate that age.

I hate being a depressed basketcase.

We missed throwing you a birthday party, huh, Greg? Do you still want one? If so, I'll go get stuff.
bondingalchemy: (→ to find your inner self.)
A-Aunt Katharina...? Alexandrine? Umm... Horatio...?

Where did I wake up? What's this place?

Y-You guys didn't die and leave me here, right?

( OOC: Again, Sabine's been aged down, after her accident with blowing her limbs up, but it's BEFORE the automail. She has her limbs wrapped up, but is immobilized right now due to no leg and no hands. She's roughly ten years old. )
bondingalchemy: (→ that... doesn't look good.)
I strongly suggest people keep a lookout around Neon City. Someone's going around to look for parts for whatever reason, and they're definitely not friendly.

Thank you.
bondingalchemy: (→ your room or mine?)
[ There may or may not be sounds of moaning in the background. There also may or may not be sounds of rustling. Use your imagination. ]

G-Greg, sweetie... can you come in here?
bondingalchemy: (→ in a conversation.)
... huh. Today I turned thirty-three.

I certainly don't feel it.

Huh, maybe it'll be uncelebrated like the others were. I wouldn't mind that [...]

[ Then it times out. ]
bondingalchemy: (→ and this is why you're a dumbass.)
Since it seems to be all the rage these days, and some people are making a fucking molehill out of a mountain, here, kiddies. If you want the talk, here is how you're going to get it. I'd really like there to be a Central here. With a raid or a riot. That's so much easier to deal with than this stupid freakin' situation...

ExpandNSFW explanation about sex and how babies are made! )

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